Every year my wife puts on a Halloween mystery meal that has some pretty disgusting sounding things on it, but everything is good to eat. This year didn’t disappoint.

Halloween Mystery Meal 2016 Menu

Utensils

  • Pitchfork > Fork
  • Mummy Bandage > Napkin
  • Witches Wand > Spoon

Main

  • Intestines > Puff Pastry with Cheese or Meat
  • Toxic Waste > Mac n Cheese Dyed Green
  • Dead Mans Fingers > Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Sides

  • EyeBalls > Carrots w/Cream Cheese/Olive
  • Monster Bones > Breadsticks
  • Witch Vomit > Guacamole
  • Fried Bat Wings > Tortilla chips
  • Spider Egg Sacks > Hard Boiled Eggs
  • Bat Blood > Marinara Sauce
  • Shark Bait > Gold Fish
  • Boogers on a Stick > Pretzels Dipped in Green Cheese Whiz
  • Ready to Pop Pimples > Pomegranate Seeds

Dessert

  • Mmmmm Brains > Rice Krispies Treats shaped/dyed to look like brains
  • Dirty Q-Tips > Marshmallows with Caramel
  • Spiders > Oreos with Pretzel Legs

Drink

  • Swamp Potion > Lemon Line Koolaid with Sherbet/Whip Cream and Gummy Worms
  • Floating Eyeballs > Sprite with Nerds and eyeballs