Every year my wife puts on a Halloween mystery meal that has some pretty disgusting sounding things on it, but everything is good to eat. This year didn’t disappoint.

Menu

Dead Mans Fingers

Toxic Waste

Mmmmm Brains

Intestines

Halloween Mystery Meal 2016 Menu

Utensils

• Pitchfork > Fork
• Mummy Bandage > Napkin
• Witches Wand > Spoon

Main

• Intestines > Puff Pastry with Cheese or Meat
• Toxic Waste > Mac n Cheese Dyed Green
• Dead Mans Fingers > Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Sides

• EyeBalls > Carrots w/Cream Cheese/Olive
• Monster Bones > Breadsticks
• Witch Vomit > Guacamole
• Fried Bat Wings > Tortilla chips
• Spider Egg Sacks > Hard Boiled Eggs
• Bat Blood > Marinara Sauce
• Shark Bait > Gold Fish
• Boogers on a Stick > Pretzels Dipped in Green Cheese Whiz
• Ready to Pop Pimples > Pomegranate Seeds

Dessert

• Mmmmm Brains > Rice Krispies Treats shaped/dyed to look like brains
• Dirty Q-Tips > Marshmallows with Caramel
• Spiders > Oreos with Pretzel Legs

Drink

• Swamp Potion > Lemon Line Koolaid with Sherbet/Whip Cream and Gummy Worms
• Floating Eyeballs > Sprite with Nerds and eyeballs