Did you know that you can blame anything on teething? Turns out it’s a great scapegoat.
Baby can’t sleep? Well, they’re probably teething.
Fussy? They’re teething.
Spitting up? Teething.
Doesn’t want to go to bed? Teething.
Looking at you funny? Teething.
Rips books apart with the teeth they have? Must be teething more.
Poops a lot? That’s not teething. That’s just normal.
See, you can just blame teething for just about everything. Give it a try. It works wonders.
You forgot diaper rash… mothers always blame diaper rash on teething.
Ohh we haven’t had much of that. Good addition!