Baby can’t sleep? Well, they’re probably teething.
Fussy? They’re teething.
Spitting up? Teething.
Doesn’t want to go to bed? Teething.
Looking at you funny? Teething.
Rips books apart with the teeth they have? Must be teething more.
Poops a lot? That’s not teething. That’s just normal.
See, you can just blame teething for just about everything. Give it a try. It works wonders.